“Software is hard.” Donald Knuth, “Selected Papers on Computer Science”
“Two idiots meet, fall in love, they’re happy… briefly… and then all hell breaks loose. Happens all the time.” —Jeffrey on Romeo and Juliet, Slings and Arrows, Season 2, “Birnam Wood”
“Don’t tell me you know how to make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum!”
“Why, you got some?” — MacGyver, pilot episode
“Normal? Hah! Whoever got anywhere by being normal?” — Charles, The Tick vs Season 2.0, “Coach Fussell’s Lament”